This is a comedy, parody tragedy blog post and I do not have the math skills to hack if only!!! Really isn't that funny it's really tragic.
Try not to laugh -- Teflon Preet Bharara and Mike Bloomberg to speak at Harvard a day apart -- should be booed down for allowing the largest corruptions ever New York City government mostly all tech Titanics!!! Preet has no shame and boldly stated that city gov officials were not guilty of anything CityTime. If Preet Bharaa had Pinocchio's nose his nose would have grown bigger than the Empire State Building. 911 a bigger crime than CityTime and Cy Vance and Preet Bharara see no evil especially when it comes to Harvard grad Mike Bloomberg to let 911 and city time go over budget close to $2 billion and Mike wants to be president of United States? Are you kidding me?
Preet Bharara Harvard Grad will tell Harvard students when you enrage an entire country and damage US India relations it's time to get a friend (arm candy feminist?) like Mindy to help bail you out!!!!
Excerpt from Mike Bloomberg speech ( I hacked his iPad) Mikey will tell Harvard students "Do as I say not as I do!" should be every Harvard grad's motto! And remember anybody who covers up for you give them as many kickback jobs as possible, funnel money to them, hire their sisters, kids etc.
Mike will tell Harvard kids: It's about networking who you know who you blow and get a Teflon get out of jail free card! That is what fellow Harvard Grad Preet Bharara did for me!!!! If you'll be my puppet send me a resume and sign a confidentiality agreement. Xoxo Mike Bloomberg
Mike asked Jenna Jameson to join him on giving tips on who you know who you blow but she was tied up. Preet lucked out though with his feminist friend Mindy who is available and lucky Preet since the majority of India would give Preet less than a warm welcome for his strip searching an Indian woman diplomat.
The US doesn't have many friends but as Harvard grads it's important you do because you never know when you'll need a bail out or Teflon get out of jail free card!!!
The NYPD Officer held hostage in India was allowed to return to the US! India continues to send the USA a message India is outraged by Preet Bharara's treatment of a woman Indian diplomat. Is Preet using Mindy to say not all women are angry at me? Hardee har har.
He's not welcome in India but his Harvard friends are giving him a bail out.
Try not to laugh but Mike Bloomberg should be giving his speech at Harvard naked! Although it would traumatize young Harvard students it would show that he's truly a fraud like that Children's story about the Emperor with no clothes.
NYC's Richard Nixon, Mike Bloomberg's tarnished legacy is being protected because of his powerful connections but he is responsible green lighting the largest tech corruptions ever in New York City government. Hilarious is supposing great biz whiz tech with a fraud giving a speech to Harvard the day after three who gave him a get out of jail free card!!!
Instead of a Richard Nixon resignation Mike was allowed to finish out his term and is still being protected from any criminal trial on 911. Mike Bloomberg continues to live in a fantasy world and talk about running for President!!!!
"Harvard Grads follow the money trail and then pretend you don't see where it leads if it's leading to powerfully connected pals can help your career!" Says Preet in an exclusive look in to his upcoming parody satirical speech @ Harvard!
Despite 911 tech corruption on the verge of finally being exposed despite a billion dollar plus over-ride in tax payer $s - in your face corruption for years --and the latest that Ray Kelly appointed chief Dowd for over a decade to head the NYPD tech division new nothing about information technology except how to take free gifts from Verizon a contractor - Preet be at Harvard want to applaud you!
Preet and Mike even though you can do simple math on a fleet of taxpayer Titanic's starting with 911, CityTime, 311, NYCAPS, Accenture, FDNY Wireless, NYCWiNS, Board of Elections---
I want to congratulate you on getting away with 911 that has to be the biggest and it's just our lives at risk... If we had another large terrorist attack the system will collapse yet again like it did hurricane Sandy.
Preet Bharara's upcoming Harvard Law School Commencement speech May 28th. Let's get the exclusive excerpts and peek!?
"--Dear graduates, I stand today before you today with great pride. (Sniff, sniff) Know that you too can be Mighty Mouse! (gaspn sniffle) My record in 80 to zip and counting..."
"And hold strong to your beliefs that to strip search a female Indian diplomat Devyani for Visa Fraud is an important statement despite Amercian Indian relations!" I'm not going to play favorites with diplomats just with New York City government officials and top contractors here in the US that are connected to the White House CIAand Homeland security!!!
"Yes, on CityTime crime punish Gerald Denault but do not arrest top officials and provide deferred prosecution agreements for those too big to fail or jail. Remember Harvard grads protect fellow Harvard grads like I did from Mike Bloomberg on CityTime!
And most of all remember to seize and forfeit assets and create the largest penalties for the select few who can enjoy golden parachutes and even have even closer relations with the FBI!(coughn girgle)" They just lay off the little people anyway so who cares as I get the golden parachutes!
Harvard Grads:
Make sure your work is always epic, grand in scale and grabs the headlines and fix like your Mafia Don when it comes to fellow Harvard grads those with powerful connections in the White House!!! And most of all protect the top politicians with Teflon no stick surface like 911, CityTime and MTA tech scandals! Go forth and follow in my footsteps... Who knows they may become president one day and you want your in too!!!"
Parody exclusive with Harvards' finest Preet Bharara.
Did you say the following? Feminism is cool.
Mindy Preet's bail out girl? Did I say girl?
Ask Mike and Preet about bail out girls like Rose Gill Hearn and Deb Alderson!!! See link at bottom...
“I’m a feminist who wants to work with other feminists,” Kaling recently told actress and writer Lena Dunham in an interview published in Rolling Stone.
“I would wager that only a masochist sexist would want to work at a show with an opinionated female lead and showrunner. So I work with people who love women. That’s a nice thing.”
http://harvardmagazine.com/2014/04/preet-bharara-and-mindy-kaling-named-hls-class-day-speakers
Annotate; Devyani may be guilty of lying on forms and under paying her nanny but a strip search? Heck is this working with people that love women?
Rose and Deb's more than golden parachutes... See above.
Mayor Mike Bloomberg creatively funneled money to his employees in a way that it's never been done or seen before and then after his illegal third term handed up hiring the most New York City government workers ever including NYPD to buy everyone silence and cooperation.
Harvard kids it's who you know and who you blow.
please help this go viral so shame MD, my attacker, NYPD and IAB thank you.
The NYPD an internal affairs fix crime in my opinion based on my own experience.