"--Dear graduates, I stand today before you today with great pride. (Sniff, sniff) Know that you too can be Mighty Mouse! (gaspn sniffle) My record in 80 to zip and counting..."
"And hold strong to your beliefs that to strip search a female Indian diplomat Devyani for Visa Fraud is an important statement despite Amercian Indian relations!" I'm not going to play favorites with diplomats just with New York City government officials and top contractors here in the US that are connected to the White House CIAand Homeland security!!!
"Yes, on CityTime crime punish Gerald Denault but do not arrest top officials and provide deferred prosecution agreements for those too big to fail or jail. Remember Harvard grads protect fellow Harvard grads like I did from Mike Bloomberg on CityTime!
Make sure your work is always epic, grand in scale and grabs the headlines and fix like your Mafia Don when it comes to fellow Harvard grads those with powerful connections in the White House!!! And most of all protect the top politicians with Teflon no stick surface like 911, CityTime and MTA tech scandals! Go forth and follow in my footsteps... Who knows they may become president one day and you want your in too!!!"
Parody exclusive with Harvards' finest Preet Bharara.
Did you say the following? Feminism is cool.
“I’m a feminist who wants to work with other feminists,” Kaling recently told actress and writer Lena Dunham in an interview published in Rolling Stone.
“I would wager that only a masochist sexist would want to work at a show with an opinionated female lead and showrunner. So I work with people who love women. That’s a nice thing.”
Annotate; Devyani may be guilty of lying on forms and under paying her nanny but a strip search? Heck is this working with people that love women?
Mayor Mike Bloomberg creatively funneled money to his employees in a way that it's never been done or seen before and then after his illegal third term handed up hiring the most New York City government workers ever including NYPD to buy everyone silence and cooperation.